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“Happy birthday to the woman who taught me everything I know, including how to fold a fitted sheet (still working on it). You’ve been quietly running everyone’s life for years and still somehow have the bandwidth to ask if I’m eating enough. I am. Mostly. Love you.”
“Happy birthday to the woman who holds the calendar, the grocery list, and the emotional weather report for the entire household in her head at all times, and still has the patience to ask how my day was. Today’s yours. Put the phone down. I’ve got it.”
“Happy birthday to the woman who holds the calendar, the grocery list, and the emotional weather report for the entire household in her head at all times, and still has the patience to ask how my day was. Today’s yours. Put the phone down. I’ve got it.”
“Happy birthday to the woman who holds the calendar, the grocery list, and the emotional weather report for the entire household in her head at all times, and still has the patience to ask how my day was. Today’s yours. Put the phone down. I’ve got it.”
“Happy birthday to the woman who holds the calendar, the grocery list, and the emotional weather report for the entire household in her head at all times, and still has the patience to ask how my day was. Today’s yours. Put the phone down. I’ve got it.”